Golden Goat Marijuana Strain [Complete Review]
August 3, 2018
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Golden Goat Marijuana Strain [Complete Review]

Don't confuse the Golden God with the Golden Goat!
MarijuanaBreak Staff / Updated on August 3, 2018

Golden Goat Marijuana Strain [Complete Review]

Become the life of the party with the joy-bringing Golden Goat marijuana strain…

After a long week of working, we all know how hard it is to find the energy – and maybe even the time – to have a little fun, especially if it involves actually meeting up with other human beings other than the ones you live with. Trust us, this struggle is all too real, and many can relate to this challenge.

This rings especially true if you enjoy using cannabis, as it is not all that common to come across the perfect party strain — especially not one that works from rowdy house parties to mellow social events.

This is where the world-class Golden Goat marijuana strain comes into play; it definitely is not going to turn you into a goat, but it will make you feel golden, allowing you to shine your joyous light out and onto all of those around you, suddenly becoming the life of the party.

Known for being uber popular in Colorado, this marijuana strain is said to have actually originated in neighboring Kansas (of all places). In Colorado it is one of the favorites, and dispensaries are often stocked up with the best Golden Goat because there is still a massive demand for the weed strain.

But it is not just the mind-blowing, life-bringing effects and strange origins that make this hyped-out strain such a phenomenon; many other attributes make Golden Goat radiate, and we explain exactly why in this review!

Keep reading to discover all the incredible characteristics of the Golden Goat marijuana strain in the complete MarijuanaBreak review…

What is Golden Goat Marijuana Strain?

Considered by many to be one of the ultimate social cannabis strains that makes you feel ready and prepared to enter any party type environment, this uplifting and opening sativa-dominant hybrid warms the heart and soul and just turns you into a pure, bundle of energy.

With 70% sativa, 30% indica genetics, it offers a nice balance for a variety of cannabis consumers. Bred by accident in Topeka, Kansas, when a female Mr. Dank’s Island Sweet Skunk was pollinated by a male Hawaiian-Romulan, this unusual pairing resulted in a creation that has become rather magical, and undoubtedly medicinal.

Often recommended by doctors because of its effectiveness and potency, Golden Goat tests up to a 23% THC content, which makes this cannabis above average when compared with other marijuana types. For this reason, a little bit does go a long way, but regardless of how much you consume, the chances are high that you will be feeling happy, buzzy, and content in a way that only high-quality bud can provide.

Golden Goat Marijuana Strain: Aroma, Flavor and Appearance

When the scent of Golden Goat hits your nose, it can be best described as a refreshing hit of fragrant citrus, with a grounding and earthy twist that almost reminisces a sugary bark. Much like the citrusy, earthy and sweet aroma, the taste of this cannabis strain is parallel, but leaning a bit more towards the tropical-fruity elements of the Hawaiian influence.

If you are familiar with cannabis types, then you might agree it is safe to say Golden Goat is clearly related to a Hawaiian sativa. This can be recognized because of its distinct coloration, which displays shades of light green and even pink, in a combination that looks quite neon.

This cannabis strain is even visually energizing, appealing to the eyes with its bright vibe. Sometimes, Golden Goat can possess a frosty-coating of rich trichomes, those THC crystals that coat the surface and glisten in the light.

This occurrence only solidifies the strain’s potent THC content – an added benefit for those who want to get legitimately stoned after just a few hits.

Golden Goat Grow Info

One of the most important details to remember about growing the Golden Goat cannabis strain is its need for a large space. This sativa-dominant crop reaches abnormally tall heights when it is fully grown, and for this reason it may be challenging to cultivate for some in an indoor grow space.

One positive characteristic about choosing to grow this cannabis is its natural resistance towards many types of mildews and molds, in addition to its ability to deter parasites and pests. This added bonus lessens the overall maintenance of this weed.

If the correct space is present, Golden Goat thrives and flourishes successfully both indoors and outdoors, but with a 9-11 week flowering period, takes slightly longer to mature than the average strain.

Outside, this herb grows best in a dry and warm climate, such as what’s present in parts of Southern California. These same conditions need to be recreated in an indoor operation, meaning that humidity levels primarily must be monitored.

The scent of Golden Goat is extremely dank, so unless you want everyone in the vicinity to know you are cultivating cannabis, ventilation adequately needs to be set up. Successful outdoor yields will reward the grower with around 14 ounces of dry herb per plant, and indoor yields range around 16 ounces per meter squared.

Golden Goat Effects

If you have ever found it difficult to relate to others at parties, especially when you just are not in the mood, Golden Goat is the strain to cure that challenge. It quickly heightens the spirit and induces laughter and giggles, so even those boring people you might not want to talk to will seem at least a little bit funny (or maybe just funny looking).

Body-wise, it causes a sensation of euphoria and relaxation, which seems to combine phenomenally with the high-flying attitude of the head high, so a beautiful balance exists between the two that is quite complimentary. Golden Goat will not cause you to feel jittery or overwhelmed with anxiety like some sativas can, rather it finds a way to maintain equilibrium, leaning more towards the energy inducing qualities that mellow you out at the end of the day.

Some claim that Golden Goat possesses almost psychedelic-like effects, but not in a manner that will cause you to start seeing patterns and colors; rather, you may just notice an enhancement in light visuals and an overall buzz that impacts the cerebral zone primarily.

Golden Goat Marijuana Strain:

Medical Benefits

Medical marijuana doctors can’t prescribe specific strains to any of their patients, but if they could, a lot of them would probably prescribe Golden Goat for its anecdotal ability to help with a number of debilitating medical conditions.

Some of those who struggle with depression and/or stress have found this cannabis to be effective at managing their symptoms, including those who deal with serious chronic stress.

For depression in particular, in addition to other mood disorders, it is important to start out with a small amount of Golden Goat and build from there, because THC-induced anxiety and/or paranoia seems to be more prevalent among those who have been diagnosed with a mood disorder. Know your limits, and increase your dose as you feel is right.

Additionally, this strain is energizing and revitalizing, which may make it suitable for those who are trying to recharge because of chronic fatigue, insomnia or just exhaustion in general.

For physical conditions such as chronic pain, migraines, joint pain, inflammation and cramps, this marijuana strain may bring relief and help to a point where it becomes easier to go about your day at peace.

In particular, even though Golden Goat by no means should be taken as a means to cure cancer (or any other condition), it has been known to act as a source of assistance for those undergoing conventional cancer treatments such as chemotherapy or radiation (many have said it helps reduce some of the nausea and fatigue associated with the treatment).

Possible Side Effects of Golden Goat

As is the case with many marijuana strains, the most commonly experienced side effect of consuming Golden Goat is dry mouth (cotton-mouth) and dehydration. This is of course easily manageable with a little extra preparation and planning. Remembering to drink plenty of hydrating fluids before, during, and after your high is vital towards keeping yourself quenched and feeling good. Not only does drinking water keep away the dry mouth and dehydration, it also helps to reduce any headaches or next day grogginess that can be felt by some individuals after smoking marijuana.

In rarer cases, dizziness is felt but this is unlikely and will pass after a short amount of time. Additionally, those who are prone to THC induced anxiety may want to take it easy with Golden Goat, because it is an immensely potent strain and could trigger an increase in paranoia, worry or anxiety if not handled correctly.

If you fit into this category, it is a good idea to know your limits and stick to them, building up gradually only after you feel completely comfortable. Overall, we will say that the Golden Goat marijuana strain has pretty minimal adverse side effects.

Final Thoughts on Golden Goat Marijuana Strain

If you’ve been searching for a good marijuana strain that would act as an alternative to conventional medical treatments for chronic fatigue, exhaustion because of insomnia, chronic pain, inflammation, migraines, joint pain, depression, or nausea, it may be possible that the Golden Goat marijuana strain could be of assistance.

There are so many potent and medicinal cannabis types on the market, but this strain in particular seems to truly shine for these purposes.

We hope you not only found this article to be entertaining, but also educational and informative. It is important to remember that the consumption of cannabis is the sole responsibility of the user, and discretion should always be taken.

1 comment
  1. Hannah Burke

    I love the sounds of this, I can’t get enough of citrussy strains and the idea of a stress relieving strain sounds ideal! I will definitely be giving this a try. THANKS!

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